Elizabeth Helmich
1 min readSep 6, 2017

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…and I shall thank-you prematurely for the nightmares I will have tonight after googling Thai spiders… Ha ha!

I don’t like spiders either. I’ve woken my husband up from a dead sleep to get rid of one on my couch years ago…

Then there was the time that he walked up to me slowly in the backyard, and said the words “don’t move”, which obviously means jump up and scream like a wild banshee because one was on me.

I think I’d fair much better with your standard-issue monster, or of course, a dragon. :)

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Elizabeth Helmich
Elizabeth Helmich

Written by Elizabeth Helmich

Holes and a series of rabbits — my debut poetry collection — now available! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B089RRRGXX/

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