Elizabeth Helmich
1 min readOct 12, 2017

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That would be correct, Jack. I was insane enough to bun up the oven 3x. I was blessed with a quiet, mild-mannered mini Buddha for my second, but three is where the real fun begins. I no longer question why there’s a [insert something gross here] in the [insert the oddest place you can think of here].

Hey, at least they provide endless comedic opportunities! Thanks for reading, and for the inspiration.

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Elizabeth Helmich
Elizabeth Helmich

Written by Elizabeth Helmich

Holes and a series of rabbits — my debut poetry collection — now available! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B089RRRGXX/

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